Reading about Jesus is always amazing. He is wise, loving, and powerful. But sometimes, the things He did and said are also very funny. Not in a bad way, but in a way that makes you stop and laugh. Jesus had a way of teaching people that was unique. He was serious, but He also had moments that were unexpected and even humorous. Here are ten funny lessons I got while reading about Jesus. These lessons will make you smile and also help you learn something important about faith and life.
1. Jesus Knew How to Take a Nap
One day, Jesus and His disciples were in a boat. A big storm came, and the disciples were afraid. But Jesus? He was sleeping! (Mark 4:38). The disciples had to wake Him up. This teaches us something funny but deep. If Jesus could sleep peacefully in a storm, why do we panic so much? Maybe we need to take a nap too and trust God more.
2. Jesus Had No Time for Fake Figs
Jesus saw a fig tree and wanted to eat from it. But the tree had no fruit. So, He cursed it, and it dried up (Mark 11:12-14). Imagine being a tree and getting cursed because you had no fruit! But this teaches us something serious. We should be real and productive in our lives. Jesus is not a fan of empty appearances.
3. Jesus Once Paid Taxes with a Fish
Taxes can be annoying, but Jesus had a funny way of handling them. When asked about paying taxes, He told Peter to catch a fish. Inside the fish’s mouth was a coin to pay the tax (Matthew 17:27). Lesson? God provides in the most unexpected ways. Also, maybe we should check fish more often!
4. Jesus Gave a Sharp Reply to His Mom
At a wedding, Mary told Jesus they had no more wine. Instead of jumping to help, Jesus said, “Woman, why do you involve me?” (John 2:4). Imagine telling your mom that! But Jesus still helped, showing that even when He seemed reluctant, He still cared.
5. Jesus Could Be Very Sarcastic
The Pharisees tried to trap Jesus with tricky questions. But He always had the best replies. One time, they asked Him if they should pay taxes, and He told them to give to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s (Matthew 22:21). Basically, He told them to stop being dramatic. Jesus knew how to handle troublemakers with wisdom and humor.
6. Jesus Made a Whole Crowd Leave With One Teaching
One day, Jesus preached about eating His flesh and drinking His blood (John 6:53-66). People were confused and disturbed. Many of His followers left because it sounded too strange. Jesus didn’t try to explain too much. He just let them go. Lesson? Not everyone will understand your journey, and that’s okay.
7. Jesus Loved a Good Meal
If you check the Bible, you will see that Jesus was often eating with people. From feeding 5,000 to dining with sinners, He knew the power of food. He even cooked breakfast for His disciples after His resurrection (John 21:9-12). Maybe food ministry is more spiritual than we think!
8. Jesus Used Spit in a Miracle
One time, Jesus healed a blind man by spitting on the ground, making mud, and rubbing it on the man’s eyes (John 9:6). Imagine someone doing that to you! But the man was healed. This teaches us that God’s ways are not always what we expect, but they always work.
9. Jesus Could Disappear Like a Superhero
After His resurrection, Jesus met two men on the road to Emmaus. They didn’t recognize Him at first. But when He broke bread, their eyes were opened. As soon as they realized it was Him, He disappeared (Luke 24:30-31). Jesus knew how to make an exit at the perfect moment!
10. Jesus Knew How to Roast His Enemies
Jesus didn’t hold back when speaking the truth. He called the Pharisees “whitewashed tombs” (Matthew 23:27). He told them they looked good on the outside but were dead inside. That’s some strong words! But He was making it clear—God wants our hearts, not just our outward appearance.
Conclusion
Jesus is full of surprises. He is powerful, loving, and wise, but He also had moments that were unexpected and even humorous. These lessons show us that faith does not have to be boring. Jesus had personality, boldness, and a way of teaching that made people think. The next time you read the Bible, look for these funny moments. You might just find another lesson that makes you smile!
